Almost got caught reading poetry on the highline a few weeks back…
We all know the bathroom wait all to well. Vlog to come
Back in action. Barcade with whiz comment and I will get back to you this evening.
I apologize for not posting in several weeks. I was on a little bit of a bender which ended sometime between the hours of 3 and 4 am Sunday morning. All I can say is that August was done right and I went ahead and added a bonus week mainly due to the unstoppable momentum of the bender. Somehow I still have my job and am getting back to business on all fronts.
I posted a couple months ago about the “Take a Report” blog guy getting fired from his day job. In the weeks since his dismissal the content on his blog has been completely lacking and down right boring. I would have to imagine his traffic is also down.
Last night I happened to check the Take a Report blog on my blackberry because I was bored doing some couple-y things (he often has photos of attractive women). What I found horrified me. He had ripped off my cock soup post and worst of all put a less funny spin on it.
I will have my vindication.
Little gift from Jenn last night. It’s really only good when it’s spicy.
In other news:
Jamie posted a couple weeks ago about his first encounters with hip hop and DMX’s influence on him. Well the first hip hop CD I ever purchased was Boys 2 Men and it just so happens they are playing tonight in Stamford for Alive @ 5. Their lyrics were the first I would consistently repeat and subsequently get wrong (not much has changed). Some years latter when I was in college, Jeff D liked to play the greatest hits album in our bathroom, but that’s a different story. I’ll take some pictures at the concert tonight to be posted tomorrow and then I’ll make love to you, like you want me to…
One more thing:
I watched the latest Harold and Kumar last night. The movie was somewhat funny but the best part about it was the soundtrack.
You have to search: Mickey Avalon “My Dick”
After weeks of discussing which song should be bumping when we roll into our alumni golf tournament this weekend I think we finally have a winner.
Noticed this last night when I was walking to my car. Someone actually left their car parked like that.
Just another perfect example of why people in Fairfield County are awful awful people.
When I see stuff like this I want to find the nearest wooded area and run screaming with a pitchfork.
-Patrignelli likes little boys
A couple weeks ago I posted a link to the “Take a Report” blog. This is run by a guy who works on Wall Street and he writes about hot women, drinking and other bro-themed shiz.
So what happens when you spend half your day degrading women and putting a frat boy spin on everyday life and then suddenly you get fired?
This is a really interesting question. Did he really think he was going to build up a seemingly loyal following and not have someone he works for realize he was spending a good chunk of his day blogging rather then working?
In his last post he desperately tries to make it seem like he has so much lined up that his dismissal is a blessing but you can seriously taste the fear in his writing. He goes from writing some seriously biting stuff about women to some dude who wants to name a cheeseburger after him. umm…
Most of the people who work in my office take Metro North to work. The guy who shares an office with me likes to take pictures of girls he finds attractive while riding the train (I absolutelty do not approve of this).
The above picture shows what happens when you get caught. The look of complete disgust is classic.
Jenn also likes to take pictures of strange looking people on the train. She wants to start a blog called, “Stupid People I meet on Metro North”. Sounds like a great subject to me.
This sight allows you to call someone and go directly to their voicemail. Perfect for:
1. A necessary break up
2.The morning after an awkward hook up
3. A sick day at work
4. ?
-Patrignelli likes little boys
After several monthes on hiatus I have returned with a must read blog.
Please read the post about this guy’s trip to Shea Stadium for the Billy Joel concert last week. His entire blog is hilarious but the “We Didn’t Start the Fire…” post is solid gold.
We also share the same thoughts on what a hometown handshake from Sarah Jessica Parker would feel like.
It is now clear that the whizhouse blog needs a slogan.
Ideas?
-Patrignelli likes little boys
